I finished writing my finals today. I'm SO ready to MOVE ON!! hahaha Well...for a few months, anyway. Just one more year to go - this time next year I'll be finishing my LAST EVER finals. I've been in school since before kindergarten - it's SO time to be finished. Yikes. Honestly, I don't know how NOT to be a student!!
ANYWAY, so last week was great for running, but on the weekend this cold, still lingering from like, two weeks ago, flared up enough that I needed a couple days off PLUS I had my last two finals to study for, so no go this week so far. I'll have something to report tomorrow, though. Promise. I'm feeling better (enough) and DONE SCHOOL so no excuses!!
TODAY, though I thought I'd share something I got from my mom in my e-mail right before heading out to write an exam a couple weeks ago and I just LAUGHED! MAYBE because I was going nuts from too much studying (that happens to me - ask Mr. Man - I just get to a point where I go absolutely LOONY) but I LOVED it. And now share it for your pleasure. :)
MALE OR FEMALE?
Freezer Bags
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Photocopiers
These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often overinflated.
Hot Air Balloons
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
Sponges
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Pages
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Trains
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg Timers
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
The Remote Control
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
4 comments:
Hot Air Balloons...
Female... they're full of hot air and once you get them going you're never quite sure what sort of predicament you're gonna end up in
hahaha Oh, Nacho! I LOVE it!! :D
Haha, Ooooh I love it, I laughed, and decided to pass this on to my mom to give her a good laugh. Although I think one of my favourites was the egg timer hehe.
Congrats on finally finishing, bout time ;)
hahaha Thanks, Steph! Glad you enjoyed it, too!!
Maybe it wasn't just the fact that I was in the middle of finals that made this so funny, eh?? hahaha
Steph, we're DONE!! Only one more year! YIPPIE!
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