"Girlie Wisdom"

I got another silly e-mail from the mommy the other day, that made me smile. :) This one I've weeded through and am posting the 'on-topic' little laughs.

Enjoy!

- One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.

- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

- Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!